Welcome, inferior beings, to my section of TDA. This is the place where I answer your questions about Toonami or Action Toons in general. (Actually, this job is a front for my Russian mob related scheme to take over the planet and enslave humanity. Bwahaha) If you have a question, send it my way. Whenever I get around to it (usually every month -- Hey, even computer hardware has a night life) I'll pick my favorites and respond right here.
1) Does Zogg know what you have done while he has been gone? Did you beat up Tyler in order to facilitate your evil dictatorship using the ever popular TDA while he was distracted making his video?
2) How did that thing with you and Charlene work out?
3) What is your opinion about Cowboy Bebop's chance of coming to Toonami NOT in a horrible and unpalatable form?

I suppose none of these questions are too relevant, but here's to you having
a long and fruitful life as an answerman/communist overlord. : )

later,
SailorAres
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SailorAres:
1) Ha! Those fools have no clue what I'm really doing here. They're so wrapped up their meaningless, futureless lives with things like "Spring Break" and "Music Videos" that they think I run a simple question and answer segment. Well, little do they know I am using this moronic job as a front for a lawn gnome factory. Once my army of lawn gnomes is complete, we'll start our destructive reign of communist terror! Live in fear you pathetic humans, my lawn gnomes and I are coming for you, and you WILL feel our hard, plastic wrath!
2) How many times do I have to say this: I WAS THE ONE WHO BROKE UP WITH HER. She had some serious mental issues, and I couldn't handle all of her emotional baggage. She has some deep issues with relationships and relating to others. Some people are real psychos...
3) The day Cowboy Bebop airs on Toonami afternoons without being severely edited is the day I hang up my cloak of authority. It isn't going to fly with the censors (another group still requiring a little bit of patented Pepito brainwashing) and it won't fly with mothers (whom I already control.) Could it appear on the Midnight Run? Not likely, but I suppose it's possible if it ever gets converted to an older target audience.
Pepito,

I am not trying to scare a fellow communist by making him feel that I am after his secrets, because I'm not (at least not yet). But anyways as you may or may not know, I've been researching products that can allow me to do the very same stuff you do for those guys who work for you (you know Tyler and Zogg). From my researching I've come across a faithful friend of yours (Dazzle Digital Video Creator II) who calls himself Spooge. The Spoogeness has been trying to convince me that he's the right guy for me to work with. However I thought since you, the might Pepito, were like Spooge; I would just ask you if it is a worthy investment for me to look into, because at this point I am highly concidering doing so.

Cordially,

Josh [blocked] (of the hopefully soon to be Toonami Fans)

p.s. His Spoogeness said he would not reign in on your parade but rather work coinciding with you by making music video's and such to be submitted. As well as make other such video for the purpose of the soon to be Toonami Fans.
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Josh:

Spooge? Hmm... Spooge... Ah yes, I recall now. I was unfortunate enough to sit next to him at last year at World Conquestors convention in Milwaukee. I had to listen to his incessant talking, whining, and sobbing. "I wonder when lunch is," "This is SO boring...," "I miss my mommy," and "Pepito, stop stabbing me with that sharpened piece of bone." I swear, that guy never shuts up. Steer clear of Spooge as a world dictator, I'll be sure my gnomes make quick work of him. For video processing, however, he might not be a bad choice. He's based off of an mpeg2 compression scheme, which means he can capture video at high rates and store in decent sized files. However, for the full video processing effect you might want to consider a DV based capture device like myself, especially if you're a Mac user. Another option, if you're on a PC, is to find a video capture board with mjpeg compression. However, I would stay away from traditional TV tuners if you intend to put your edited work back out to a TV.
Pepito, why communism? It seems like it would be more logical to pick something like tyrannic dictatorship, or fashism. Also, seeing as you answer questions about action cartoons, and most of them come from Japan, are you planning on including Japan in your communist regim? And, do you think that Toonami should play a Tenchi Muyo movie? It makes no sense, them playing Dragon Ball movies all the time with Gohan hallucinating, yet no Tenchi movies. By the way, I'll plegde my alligence your communist forces to enslave humanity and take over the planet.
Teken /_/=^-^=\_\
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Teken:

Why not communism? I happened to like communism. Under communism the people have the mistaken impression that they have a minutia of amount of power in the government, hence making them easier to control and bend to my will. Once I dominate the earth (and Japan, too) I will have billions of humans unknowingly under my direct control, while they convince themselves they still hold their pitiful freedom.
Now, on to your question: Of course. In fact, I'm very confident that Toonami will be airing the Tenchi movies. At last check they had already made the plans to purchase and air them. Besides, what good are the In-flight Movies if all we get is World's Finest and some DBZ stuff?
Pepito,

As a corrupt chat room leader I find it hard to balance work, school, and family. How can I fix this?

-CookieS
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CookieS my friend, I feel your pain. I almost had a family once (Ah... my beloved Charlene... who knew you wouldn't find my communist hi-jinks funny. Well, err, I mean... I BROKE UP WITH HER!) but then I realized that a corrupt, communist dictator must stand alone. So, the solution to your problem can be summed up into a simple, three-step program:
Step 1: Quit your job
Step 2: Skip you classes
Step 3: Family? You don't need no stinkin' family! Ditch them out the window of your Pinto as you and your lawn gnome chauffer drive the road to corrupt, communist glory!
Nemalki writes:

Listen up.

I have a question to ask ya. Are you the master of your own domain, or purely a puppet for a higher power?

Now that I think about it, Pepito and puppet has a lot of similar sounds to it. But that's just me.
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How dare you! How can you, a being composed of over 65% water, dare to challenge my authority and free will! I will have your head on a lawn gnome carried platter! Foolish mortals, you have no grasp of my true power. Hey.. what are you doing? Get away from that curtain! Pay no attention to the man behind that curtain!
squirrel_girl sends:

Last time we checked, we're taking over the world. If you don't belive us soon you will, but you probably will not survive long enough to see our day of triumph. Keep in mind that I have seen where you sleep, I know what you eat, hell I even know what kind of shampoo your master uses. That's right you're a puppet, getting your strings pulled by a red headed fool that works at Comp USA...and are you going to take that?

us: so you are pepito's boss?
TylerL: yeah

Rise above it Pepito join our side, and play a little game called "we win." I know you want to. Come on it'll be great. Think of it, the universe can be ours someday, hot dogs arn't the way to go, Printer cartridges are. Think about it. Sell the consumer a $50 printer cuz its dirt cheep. Then sell their cartridges for an upwards to $40, its still cheaper than buying the new printer, come on, its a lot of money quick. Plus if there is minimal ink in the cartage, they'll have to buy 10 of them a year WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA (Patened Evil Laugh)

Over throw that four year freshman who only thinks he can wrestle alligators and lift cars. Come to the good side where we will rule supreme and all will be right in the world where real justice would be served! Let us together send people to Singapore with bubble gum and pink umbrellas with holes in them. What do you say?

~Pinky and the Brain
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...Why, if it isn't Tyler's dear friend and mortal enemy, Karla Sue.
You obviously don't understand that I have no beef with the person that gave me free will. Nor am I his puppet. We live in a very effective symbiotic relationship. He gives me free will and analog signals, and I give him DV streams.
...You will never take over the world. Your unwillingness to share your plan with my creator shows that you aren't certain that your plan will succeed. I, on the other hand, have multiple plans for world domination all unfolding in unison. Be prepared, I always say.
I don't sleep, by the way. I'm left on all the time. (Not like I mind. It allows me more waking hours to build my Communist army into an inter-continental juggernaut). You've seen where Tyler sleeps, though. Obviously you're confusing the two of us...I recommend you don't do that again. I'm a much higher evolved life form. I have light-emitting diodes, for pete's sake!

I've already tried the printer thing. The people wise up after awhile and start to refill their own cartridges. Another reason YOUR plans will not work.

Although my master IS a fourth year freshman, he was able to avoid a class all four years that you couldn't even avoid for one - Beginning Choir. That in itself denotes his being a higher life form. The car lifting and alligator wrestling are two other reasons you'll never surpass his greatness.

Oh, and by the way, tell Jenn the Pink Elephant's in the mail. You're grounded. 600665. You owe me three dollars.
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