Welcome, inferior beings, to my section of TDA. This is the place where I answer your questions about Toonami or Action Toons in general. (Actually, this job is a front for my Russian mob related scheme to take over the planet and enslave humanity. Bwahaha) If you have a question, send it my way. Whenever I get around to it (usually every month -- Hey, even computer hardware has a night life) I'll pick my favorites and respond right here.
Hey Peptio!
I have three questions for you:
1)Why do hot dogs come in packs of eight and hot dog buns come in packs of ten?
2)How do you pronounce your name? Is is Pep-e-tow or is it Pepito as in the medicne?
3)What are those two promos (red and white) for?
Thanks
Toonami Watcher
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Tonami Wacher:
1) The hot-dog companies and hot dog bun companies are under my communist control. By diversifying the numbers of hotdogs and buns, the consumer feels compelled to buy enough packages of hotdogs and hotdog buns so that they have an equal amount of both. This means that if a mother wants to feed her family of four she feels obligated to purchase 10 packages of hotdogs and 8 packages of hotdog buns, that way she can have 80 of each and there will be no buns left over that no one can use. (And hence wasted food that could have fed starving children in Africa.) However, we all know that no family of four can actually eat 80 hotdogs and hotdog buns before they spoil, so the mother actually bought much more food than she needed without noticing, and hence quadrupled my income. Needless to say, the entire scheme dates back to the early 50s when I first ran into economic troubles thanks to Senator Joseph McCarthy and the Red Scare. I made him pay for that.
2) Just to ensure that there will be no further confusion with my name, I have broken it down into those little letters ignorant people use to pronounce things: 
3) As you watch the 2 promos, take careful notice of the fluidness and seemingly hypnotic motion. Hidden within these promos is a carefully crafted subliminal message, slowly altering your mind and bending your will until it snaps like an overcooked Christmas ham. Before long the seemingly harmless Toonami promos created to fill up network "self promotion time" will spawn an army of mindless zombies for me to control! Bwahaha
How many episodes long is MS Gundam? What about Gundam 0080, 0083, and 8th
MS Team? Do they have any movies?
Captain NoBeard
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Captain NoBeard:
We should talk. I'm going to need some good, manly captains for my navy once my army of brainwashed minions is ready to hit the high seas. However, we'll need to discuss the facial hair: I need my Captains to instill fear in the masses, and "Baby Faced NoBeard" sounds kind of wussy. Anyway, on to the question:
Mobile Suit Gundam (the original) has 43 episodes and 3 movies. The movies are entitled "Gundam I," "Gundam II," and "Gundam III" (the Japanese are masters of creativity) and are simply a compressed version of the series.
Mobile Suit Gundam 0080 is a short, 6 episode saga which doesn't have a movie.
Mobile Suit Gundam 0083 is a 13 episode series with a movie called "Gundam 0083: Last Blitz of Zeon."
Mobile Suit Gundam 08th MS Team is also 13 episodes long, and has 1 movie: "The 08th MS Team: Miller's Report Movie"
hey pepito
i just want to know if you get any news on why they canceled Sailor Moon R: The Moive. this is really puzzeling me like no other. it is just weird, why did they do it after anocing it? it just makes no sence at all.
well if you have any info contact me at diablo@knology.net ok?
anyway see ya
(by the way do you play RA2 or DIABLO II)
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Diablo:
Ah! We meet again! Still up to your old tricks I see. Well, I've moved beyond your pitiful excuse for world power and taking a more direct approach to world conquest. We'll see who comes out on top! Now, on to your question:
After much exhaustive research into Sailor Moon R: The Moive, the best thing I could find is some Chinese flash movies about Moive. You're right, however, in that Moive doesn't seem to make any sense at all. Remind me to eliminate other languages once I come to power. Since I can't read Chinese, I'll leave it up to you, my loyal subjects, to learn a new language and decipher the knowledge for yourselves. Go here for your answer: http://www.schoolnet.edu.mo/~cdsj/moive/
Punksmurf writes:
OK. If Aisha Clanclan Fought Vegeta Who Would win?
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Did you know that Papa Smurf is a communist? Seriously. He's in charge of the "Hard, Backbreaking, Tedious Labor" division on my organization. That title, however, is just a cover for his real job: He runs guns to communist rebels in Nevada.
Now, for your question: You want to put a GIRL up against Vegeta? Come on… I think we all know who would win. I mean, really: use your brain; it's no contest. If someone as weak and moronic as Bulma can whip Vegeta, he's screwed against a woman with real power. [insert used car salesman "Whipped" noises.]
I, CC, Resident Dictator and ADV Employee to pledge my allegience to Pepito!
May you proceed to conquer the entire cyber universe!
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CC:
Ah, another one joins my forces. Let this be an example to all of you out there: Be like CC. Don't let weak, human desires like freedom or free will determine your future, but instead surrender them to me, Pepito, and my mighty plastic case! However, CC, don't think for even a moment that I will be content with the Cyber universe... soon ALL will belong to me! ME! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Strange... you didn't have a question. All well, I'm a sucker for communist alliances. Welcome to the family my friend.
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