Well, well, well. If it isn't my loyal frontliners coming back for yet another dose of wisdom from their ever so glorious leader: Me. I'd love to be able to say that this month was a learning process for me, but it only re-confirmed that humans are perpetually locked in some sort of horrendously ignorant evolutionary state. One of you, however, was able to impress me with his abilities to read and comprehend written language. (The rest of you should be ashamed.) As always, send me your Toonami/Action Toon related question and check here next month to see if I answered it.

Well, it appears that at least one of you read my column last month where I explicitly told you to SEND ME YOUR QUESTIONS ON INDEX CARDS. Well Mr. Jones, rest assured that once my plans for world conquest have been executed, you will most surely have a cushy government job where you get to torture the humans who can't follow directions. In addition, you will be in charge of creating a 500-meter high likeness of myself cast in solid titanium mined by the former citizens of Djibouti. That's right Xomby, you have earned yourself a place in MY legion of lawn gnomes. You will be admitted right after we strip that horrible looking skin off your body and replace it with a keen, plastic shell. Anyway, on to your question: No, I don't watch "the AMINE." You see: an amine is far too small for me to waste my time trying to look at. If I'm going to spend countless hours staring at some chemical compound then it better darn well be a biological weapon capable of turning human beings into small, plastic, statuettes.
MetalVegetto ponders:

Why are you confined to Toonami Arsenal? Why can't you have your own page, for all your world-domination crap?

You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I am here against my will. Let me clarify in a way your puny brain can understand: Toonami Digital Arsenal is a front for my world domination scheme. The plan itself is simple, I get 2 mindless idiots, give them web space and bandwidth, and they proceed to hide my little "backroom" lawn gnome mob behind the clever guise of a multimedia site. I am the true leader of this website, they are solely my pawns!
HawkWarrior foolishly states:

Almighty Pepito-
I just want you to know this: you are one pathetic
creature. When I conquer the world, you and your
gnomes shall die!

P.S. : My name is Shadow. I'm the world's ultimante
life form. There's no time to play games. Farewell!

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Oh yeah, I'm scared now. Mr. Big Bad Yahoo Freeloader is going to take over my planet and enslave me. Come on now, what kind of authority figure uses yahoo for anything? Really, at least get a decent email account before making idle threats.
Fools.
Harriet says:

gnomes suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i prefer vodoo dolls any way what is ti with you and world domonation? i would rather rule a smaller part of the world like rhode island
if you take over the world will there still be tv?

Oh yeah, there will still be TV, but it will play the Pokemon movies non-stop! Bwahaha. You will all become mindless drones incapable of saying anything other that "pika" and will easily be bent to my will! (Much like the current breed of Pokemon fans.) My glory shall reign supreme throughout the earth as you porous water bags are reduced to nothing more than mere children!
As for the gnome comment... Mortimer (my head General) and his billy-club would like to have a "philosophical discussion" with you in the alley out back. I think he'll "explain" to you the error of your ways.
Paul writes:

Hey Pepito,
What do you think the chances are of Toonami picking up Blue Seed? This is a really cool anime, little nudity, some blood, not to much swearing
and a great action story line. For those of you who haven't seen it, see it. I'm beggining to sound like a zealot (and that is not a type of Zeon mobile suit). I'll shut up for my own good now. See you around, oh high and mighty communist leader!

one of your mindless drones

That's right, you better shut up! What is it with humans and their constant blabbering? "Pepito, tell me about this anime series." "Pepito, I don't like lawn gnomes." "Pepito, I need a fresh diaper." Honestly, can't you people put your energy to more constructive means, such as building me a fortress?
Back to the question: Quite honestly, I can't see Toonami putting forth an investment into Blue Seed. While the story line isn't bad (well, once you get halfway into it) it doesn't have that patented Toonami feel to it. Besides, it's just a stereotypical series anyway: You have giant monsters, a geek, a loud mouth, an old guy, a pervert, and some 12-year-old girl with supernatural powers. If there were giant robots and spinning roses we'd have just about everything needed to make it the ultimate hodge-podge of uselessness. Time to face facts my slave: It just isn't Toonami material.
Rip adorns:

Hi. You don't know me, but I just thought I should tell you how funny you are. . You make me laugh like no one else can :-D

You find something comical about me ruling your planet, thrusting you into slavery, and proceeding to systematically exterminate your species? You're really sick man... sick.
I suggest you forfit all of your assest to me or be destroyed. I have completed my army of Semi-evil Barbies and 12" G.I. Joes, all armed with one of the following objects:
1) A qausi-pointy prodding stick
2) A quasi-pointy cattle prod
3) (barbies) Quasi-pointy fashion Accesories

As you can see, the army is armed with quasi-pointy wepons! They are undefeatable! HA HA! I suggest that we split the world. You can Rhode Island, New Jersey, India, and the Middle East. I will get everything else. If you disagree, then you won't even be able to destroy me! I am currently located in a subterranian fortress located, underneath, and POPCORN STAND! HA HA!

In case your wondering who I am, I am a quizi-evil little deformed metal marble that is sinister and is from Mexico! BWA HA HA! My fortress is also made like a Japanese dogo place witht he paper walls. I AM INVINCABLE! As long as you don't invade with the following:

1. Something heavy
2. Someting big
3. Something even remotely wet
4. Something pointy
5. SOmething other than soft
6. Something that can be thrown
7. Something that is warm/hot to the touch
8. Something that is on fire

I will not negotiate. There is no settlement for anything less than total domination, and as such you will be defeated like the other mortals. Besides, all I need in order to beat you is a large, 1-ton, flaming starfish.

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